Red Mammons Invade NYC
 

For Parrot Cichlid enthusiasts who like the Chris Cristie look, you can now get Red Mammons in NYC from J. C. Aquarium on Elizabeth Street, and 38 Aquarium on Mott Street. Developed recently by Happy Breed Farms in Taiwan from King Kong Parrot Cichlids, Mammons, which mean greed in both Chinese and the Bible, and who are the Arch Demons of Hell in Dungeons and Dragons, look like King Kong Parrotts that just ate everyone's Christmas Dinner. (Remember, St. Luke said You Cannot Serve Both God and Mammon.)

They get 15 inches long and have huge thick bodies with heads like battering rams. Their kok looks like a football helmet. I got bitten by a $1000 one yesterday. Of couse I also got bitten by my King Kamfa Flowerhorn for rearranging his rocks, and my Bearded Dragon Lizard punched me in the nose. One the whole, Flowerhorn bites hurt the most. All in a day's work.