Garrar rufas Ate My Flesh!

[robertprice]

The doctorfishmassage.com company has been trying to open spas across the country since the Kardashians used them in Greece. Thus far, they only have treatment centers in Maryland, Virginia, Missouri, and Louisiana.

The deoctorfish, Garra rufa was discovered to be an eater of dead skin by the Turks. Garra rufa clinics proliferated in many third world countries, but aren't fairing well here. The problem is they are not sterile, and no matter how much you clean one, you can't keep if from passing diseases from the dead flesh ( including psoriasis) it has eaten. If you want to try it at home, teach your plecostomus to do it! They are often slime suckers to begin with.

What an unshared Garra rufa does has been clinically shown to have no effect on the patient, good or bad.

I propose PETA open a division called People for the Ethical Treatment of People by Animals to keep lunatics from letting fish suck on them.